wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

saltedvagina:

nothing’s worse than those kids who got into water fights and then cried when they got wet

deair:

so how do i relationship

punacceptable:

*talks to Internet friends while sitting next to real life friends*

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

homophobias:

i hate this fucking website

panickatthedickso:

It’s a common mistake

pissogyny:

a lady in the streets but asleep in the bed